Greetings and salutations all ye fanciers of digital fanciness,
This message is meant as a distress call, and I plead with ye that a noble e-liver might help me steer my ship away from catastrophe.
This mayhem began way in 2021 when I, the Fried Squire Tuck, acquired a Late-2012 Mac Mini and installed upon it E-live e16 1.0.27. I was born in 1065 A.D., so don't ask me how I installed it. I threw rocks at it until something happened, and now... E-live is A-live on what was once a perfectly walled garden of a computer.
Now, here comes the trouble- I will soon visit the King, and he is expecting me to impress him with the fanciest of graphical trickery, or else, it's off with my head.
My question, specifically, is- did I install the wrong version of E-Live for this purpose? I could've sworn that when I was researching this distro, I saw all sorts of videos of windows that would jiggle and wiggle when you move them, and a 3d cube window manager. One video I even saw a new window appear in a flash of flame!! These tricks would make the king absolutely giddy, and my head would remain attached, but none of these appear to be a part of my E-Live experience. Again, I was born in what you call the "middle ages", so, please explain to me in terms I can understand, but, I've read on these forums here, words like "Compiz", "Wayfire", and even "Enlightenment". I quite frankly cannot tell up from down anymore, or why there is seemingly an E16, an E17, then we skip E18-E24, and go straight to E25. Lord help me..
it's got me asking the forbidden question on this forum... is E-live even the right distro for me? o.o ... I take it back!! I really like the charm of this community, but please, help me me make my machine fancy.. I am so lost. I need tricks! I need 3d!! I don't wanna die!!!
Late-2012 Mac Mini
- Intel i7-3720 @ 2.6Ghz
- 16gbs of ram
- Intel HD4000 graphics
Some videos of fanciness: